Alien Or Ghost"
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It was a steaming hot
day in New Orleans when I drove downtown to interview MC Trachiotomy in
his 9th Ward home. The makeshift doorbell came off in my hand as I rang
it. I was met by a friendly dog followed by a gray-haired woman in a pink
bathrobe. She greeted me in muffled, denture-less speech and led me inside.
Sunlight filtered through the dusty interior of what decades ago must've
been a luxurious house. Entering the main room, I was greeted by MC Trachiotomy
and another woman in a pink bathrobe, both with humongous, gray afros
and Elton John-size sunglasses. It dawned on me that these women in bathrobes,
afros and 36-24-48 measurements must be Trachiotomy's dancers, the Flattuladies.
Besides his shades and afro, Trachiotomy wore just a tight pair of shorts.
He laid down on a pink massage table, and throughout the interview, received
a full-body massage from his Flattuladies, who spread salts and cooking
oil all over him. "It's breakfast," one of them said after I remarked
on the cholesterol being spread over Trachiotomy's body. He answered my
questions through the mouth hole of the massage board, occasionally taking
sips of beer through a straw (another part of Trachiotomy's breakfast).
- by MC Pressflesh
60 Ft. Explosion
Whe Yat... Callem Up Ma Baby
BisQuit Rigolets 9W Call Out
You Are Sweet Valentine Abnormal Urination
Off The Deep Another Cigarette
My Sister's Real Name Whachu Said
MC Trachiotomy: mic
DJ Warble: turntables
DJ BisQuitto: turntables
Produced by M.C.
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